"So, I paid Anais a visit because I heard she made something really interesting, but that purple witch is completely insane.
Can you believe that she used parts that were salvaged from a Pyromaniac before it disintegrated to make a flamethrower?
This weapon is crazy, I can't believe I'm even saying this.
It doesn't spew out regular napalm, it spews out real Void Fire concentrated in the core of a Colossus! It's almost like you're holding and firing me!
What's even more crazy,
is when you shoot real fire at something that's already covered in Void Fire!
BANG! Everything goes woosh! It's an instant barbeque!"
"So... you tried to heat up my dinner with that flamethrower... and ended up burning it?"
"Sorry about that, Turret Boy. But it was one hell of a flame show. Just have a drink."
"..."
- Blair, showing off his new weapon to Jayber...